How I'd Like the Next Generation's School Days to Be...

• Teacher: Crookshanks! Voldemort! Please could you get off that desk and sit down? OK, Merlin, can you hand out the tests for me?
• Girl 1: What did I get on mine?
• Girl 2: Spoilers!
• Teacher: I heard that, River.
• Girl 1: But I'm really worried, I think I got question 14b wrong...
• Teacher: Actually, Hermione, you got 112%.
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• Boy 1: I don't understand question six.
• Boy 2: Me neither, but when the teacher walked past, I noticed her breathing rate pick up slightly when my pen was over Option D, so I put that.
• Boy 1: I suppose it's your name...
• Boy 2: My parents like me to make deductions, yes.
• Boy 1: It's alright for you, Sherlock. Mine like me to get bad marks - apparently it fits with the name Neville.
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• Teacher: Fred, will you collect the papers back in?
• Boy 3: I'm not Fred, I'm George.
• Teacher: Oh for goodness' sake, you're not even identical!
• Boy 3: One of these days...
• Boy 4: When we're running our joke shop...
• Boy 3: We'll invent disguises...
• Boy 4: And then you'll see.
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• Teacher: That's the end of the lesson.
• Boy 5: *Jumps out of window* Dobby... Dobby is free!
• Girl 3: Dobby, you bad, bad boy! Students is not meant to be freed until the bell rings.
• Teacher: It's OK, Winky, you can go too...
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• Teacher: Alright, for this home economics lesson, we'll be baking bread.
• Boy 6: YESSSS
• Teacher: Now, form pairs and we shall start our lesson.
• Boy 6: ...... Katniss? Would you mind being my partner?
• Girl 4: Um... sure, Peeta.
• Boy 7: Ugh, well, Brittany, care to be my partner?
• Girl 5: But Gale, how do you know that if I crack an egg, a baby chicken won't pop out?