February 2012
Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all...
angstier:
createyourself42:
HARRY POTTER FANS, YOUR LETTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. HAVE FAITH!
How I'd Like the Next Generation's School Days to...
Teacher: Crookshanks! Voldemort! Please could you get off that desk and sit down? OK, Merlin, can you hand out the tests for me?
Girl 1: What did I get on mine?
Girl 2: Spoilers!
Teacher: I heard that, River.
Girl 1: But I'm really worried, I think I got question 14b wrong...
Teacher: Actually, Hermione, you got 112%.
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Boy 1: I don't understand question six.
Boy 2: Me neither, but when the teacher walked past, I noticed her breathing rate pick up slightly when my pen was over Option D, so I put that.
Boy 1: I suppose it's your name...
Boy 2: My parents like me to make deductions, yes.
Boy 1: It's alright for you, Sherlock. Mine like me to get bad marks - apparently it fits with the name Neville.
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Teacher: Fred, will you collect the papers back in?
Boy 3: I'm not Fred, I'm George.
Teacher: Oh for goodness' sake, you're not even identical!
Boy 3: One of these days...
Boy 4: When we're running our joke shop...
Boy 3: We'll invent disguises...
Boy 4: And then you'll see.
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Teacher: That's the end of the lesson.
Boy 5: *Jumps out of window* Dobby... Dobby is free!
Girl 3: Dobby, you bad, bad boy! Students is not meant to be freed until the bell rings.
Teacher: It's OK, Winky, you can go too...
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Teacher: Alright, for this home economics lesson, we'll be baking bread.
Boy 6: YESSSS
Teacher: Now, form pairs and we shall start our lesson.
Boy 6: ...... Katniss? Would you mind being my partner?
Girl 4: Um... sure, Peeta.
Boy 7: Ugh, well, Brittany, care to be my partner?
Girl 5: But Gale, how do you know that if I crack an egg, a baby chicken won't pop out?
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Ano Hana will make you cry your fucking brains...
kioko260:
I want to rewatch it soon
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funniest10k:
When humans die:
When animals die:
When Dobby dies:
When it seems as though a bunch of plastic toys are going to die:
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January 2012
me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me:
me:
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: /sings at the top of lungs
me: /eats jam straight out of the jar
me: hahahahhahahahahaha
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My children must love Harry Potter, if they don't,...
brothur:
sweetkilljoys:
AND THEN THEY WILL NOT HAVE TO LOVE HARRY POTTER - THEY WILL BE HARRY POTTER.
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